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PAMELA
ANDERSON: I interviewed her for a radio junket near Los Angeles.
At the time, I was a young radio stringer for a Houston
Radio Station, and I was interviewing Pamela about
Baywatch. The location was the Century Plaza in Century
City, CA. She was so sweet. This was well before
she there ever was a Tommy Lee. The radio junket
was for
television celebrities to promote their new Fall T.V.
shows. I ask celebrities for their photos during
the junket - and that included Ms. Anderson. I must admit
I hadn't seen her in Playboy or on Baywatch, but what
I remember is taking a photo with her. Oh that photo!!
She squeezed me tightly close to her side. Wow!! I
felt like she was telling me "Hey, Dummy, I
think you're charming, ask me out on a date" - why
didn't I go for it !!. Too busy getting the story, I
suppose. Crazy me...I live to regret it - in my dreams!
Nevertheless, if I ever see her again, I can assure you
that I won't miss my chance a second time. I'll say
Pamela," I'm still single and I'm interested,
if you are!"
Otherwise,
I know she and Tommy Lee reconciled, so I wish Pamela, much
happiness for her, her husband and her children.
She truly is a vision of loveliness and honestly
I can tell she has a warm and loving heart. Finally,
Pamela, I never thought you needed the breast
implants and applaud your actions you were already
a beautiful person beyond the exterior. My intuition
can and did tell me. Again, best to you and yours.
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JOHN
CANDY: We met at the premiere party of "Only
The Lonely". He was incredibly gracious, kind, warm
and funny. The party was held at a bar in Westwood near
U.C.L.A. I remember Mr. Candy having a cigarette in one
hand and a drink in the other. There was a group of us
all exchanging jokes and one-liners with Mr. Candy. I
remember bumming a cigarette from Mr. Candy. He grabbed
the packet from his pocket and shook out a cigarette
for me. I don't smoke, but I still took one, just for
the Hell of it, and, of course, passive smoking is worse
than smoking, isn't it? I didn't want him know I was
a bigger fan than he was in size, so I didn't ask for
his autograph instead, compromised with a Candy cigarette
because it would give me the same satisfaction. It felt
like the victory cigarette Nicholas Cage had fought for
in "FACE-OFF" - except I wasn't beaten to death.
By the way, my priest, at St. Monica's Catholic Church
Father Michael Rocha was in the movie "FACE-OFF" acting
as himself - a priest. It's not what you know, but who
you know. He knows director John Woo. Nevertheless, I
remember suggesting to Father that he should live
up to the old Hollywood saying "Once you act or
obtain a position of power in Hollywood movies, you
must begin to pave the path for your family and friends
to get into the entertainment field also". I said "Come
on, Padre, am I not a friend?" He chuckled, patted
me on the shoulder, and said "In time, my son." Thanks
Dad, but I'm still waiting!
Back to Mr. Candy.
If there was only one Hollywood Celebrity I was able
to meet, it would always be Mr.John Candy. Maybe
it was his Hollywood Image as a nice guy and average
Joe. I think its what endeared him to me and of course
many others. My experience with him didn't change
my mind. Candy's heart was as large as he was. I
loved the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"!
Mr.Candy said in the movie "I like me, my wife
likes me, my customers like me..." Mr.Candy I
liked you too! I'm sorry he's gone, but I'm thankful
for the wonderful memories of him in film.
Steve Martin had acted in the John Hughes movie,
but I have yet to have the good fortune of meeting
him. I hope someday to meet Mr.Martin and yes of course, I'd
love to act in a movie with him! |
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ED
ASNER: Of all the places to
meet Ed Asner, I met him at a strip club in Portland,
Oregon back in 1990. I was travelling north on McLauglin
Blvd., now MLK Blvd., and spotted the Acropolis club.
It was well known not only for its ladies, but also
for its ribs. I was feeling a bit famished and frisky,
so I decided to stop in for ribs, both kinds. So, I
sat off stage right and ordered my ribs. While waiting
and enjoying the view, I start speaking with the girls
on stage. One of the girls said "Steve,
look over there. It's Ed Asner." When I had finished
eating my dinner, I walked over to center stage, got
out my dollar, and prepared to slip it in the g-string,
but Ed stopped me. Well, OK, he wasn't wearing a g-string,
but he was admiring or lusting after the gorgeous gals
and one ugly one. He motioned for me to sit down or
maybe just to stop blocking his view. I sat down, regardless
of what he'd intended, and told him how much I enjoyed
his work on the Mary Tyler Moore and Lou Grant shows.
I said I was about to embark on my own journey to Los
Angeles in an all-out effort to become an entertainer.
He urged me to never be discouraged. He told me he
didn't make it as an actor until he was 40 years old.
He gave me his business card and told me to let him
know when I arrived in La La Land. I did. Ed even wrote
back a couple of times, and I've met him several times
since. One of those times, I ran into him at a premiere
party in Hollywood for a Bette Midler show. I was with
one of my brothers, who was visiting from Portland.
I'm the youngest of 8 children, and sometimes it's
hard for an older brother to believe his baby can do
anything bigger or better than he. In this case, his
youngest brother has met so many celebrities. So it
was perfect when Ed Asner spotted me from across theroom
and waved. Portland Oregon is no hick or hayseed town,
but I could tell my brother was amazed. I introduced
my brother to Ed and we exchanged some small talk.
Ed repeated his encouragement to continue after my
acting/singing dreams. I'm still trying! I'm almost
40 and no one has given me a chance to strut my stuff.
Can you set me up, Ed? |
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NICOLE
KIDMAN: I met Nicole at
the premiere party of "Mission
Impossible". What a beautiful lady. I had recently
seen the movie in which she played an icy protagonist
who was eventually iced-cubed to death. I told her how
much I hated her character in that movie, and how. I
hoped she would act as a heroine in her next movie. She
said she had some in the pipeline. Her movie "Eyes
Wide Shut" opened recently. I just remember how
sweet she treated me at the party. We chatted for a while,
but, of course, a handsome guy like me could lead a jealous
husband to throw up some interference. Just as I was
saying "Waiter, could you get us a couple of drinks?
I'll have rum and coke, and for you, my vision of loveliness,
Nicole?" Tom Cruise showed up. Shortly thereafter,
Tom's bodyguard forcibly removed me. I have to come clean
again. If the truth be known, I wasn't removed. We all
just laughed, exchanged some more small talk, now with
Tom, and then I politely excused myself to continue schmoozing.
You should know that my friends call me "SchMozena" for
all the celebrities and Hollywood powerhouses I've met.
By the way, did you see me in the movie "Eyes Wide
Shut"? I played the mirror. Anyway, Nicole and
Tom, I'm out here and available to act with you in
an upcoming film. Remember, we're peers...at least
in age. If you are wondering how I got into that party,
that's another great story in and of itself. |
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CHRISTINE
APPLEGATE: I met Ms.Applegate
at a charity race in front of the Virgin building on
Sunset Blvd., Hollywood. We spoke for about 20minutes.
I was surprised to see her without her makeup. She
plays of course the buxom blond bimbo on "Married With Children",
but without makeup, she looked like a sweet, homespun
girl. Our conversation covered many topics, but eventually
we came around to the subject of breaking into the entertainment
field as an actor. I mentioned to her how hard I'd tried.
With encouraging words, she attributed the chance to
act in Hollywood to 99.9 percent luck and one-tenth talent.
She said she couldn't have predicted the Fox show, "Married
With Children", would be such a phenomenal success.
She truly hoped someone would give me a chance, or
better still, more than one. She made me feel good.
Thank you. Kudos to you, Christine, and continued success.
I hope someday our paths cross, and we can work together
as actors in a film. |
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AARON
SPELLING: I had seen Mr.
Spelling at a couple of Hollywood parties, but I never
conversed with him until he launched a tour around
the country to promote his autobiography. I bought
his book, and waited in a lengthy line to have him
autograph it. Wow! He has produced and continues to
produce many of the television shows I watched during
my childhood, young adulthood, and adulthood. I knew
he had the power to give me my big break. I remember
tossing out a one-liner that sent him and his group
reeling with laughter. I mentioned my sorority script
to him. He said he would love to have it read and told
me who to send it to. I did. He autographed my copy
of his book, saying "Steve, you would be perfect for Melrose
Place." I was so happy. Maybe now I'd get the opportunity
to display my talent and work with Heather! I spoke to
Mr. Spelling's secretary, who told me I could send my
headshot and resume to casting, but added that Mr. Spelling
writes comments like that for everybody. "He's just
a nice old man," she said. Ouch. I'd struck out.
My script was subsequently passed on. |
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90210
CAST: I have met several
of the cast members for "90210". Mr. Spelling's
daughter, Tori, has always been very nice to me. Ian,
who plays Steve, told me that he had seen my bus bench
advertisements and wished me luck. And Brian Greene.
What a nice guy. I interviewed him for the Fall T.V.
radio junket and had my picture taken with him. I subsequently
sent a nice note to him and included our photo. He
went so far as to have his assistant call me and personally
thank me for taking the time to send the photo. She
said he appreciated the kind words. Brian, thank you
for making me feel good. I hope someday I get the opportunity
act with you in T.V. or film....You have style! |
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ALLY
SHEEDY: I met Ms. Sheedy
at Cowboy Sushi in Westwood near U.C.L.A. At the time,
I lived nearby and would occasionally drop in and dine
alone, knowing full well that I was outgoing enough
to enjoy the other patrons' company. At the time, I
remembered having seen Ms. Sheedy in several films,
though I had enjoyed her performance in "Short
Circuit" the most. Instantly, there was a connection.
I was seated right next to Ms. Sheedy and her girlfriend.
We chatted like old friends. I was wearing my signature
cap, my name emblazoned on the front, and she thought
it was cute. She asked me to make her one and gave
me the address and phone number of a girlfriend to
send her personalized cap. I did. I haven't seen her
since, but I'm sure she loves her cap. She was definitely
a sweetheart, and I would like to act in film with
her some day. |
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SYLVESTER
STALLONE: I met Mr.
Stallone at one of Elton John's Oscar Parties. The
place I believe is called the Maple Leaf. We were in
a small room together with a couple of couches. Elton
was off to the side discussing the party with his staff. Here I was in a room with
Mr. Stallone, his wife Jennifer and his bodyguard. As
Jennifer went off to call her mother, I believe in France,
I had a chance to speak to Mr. Stallone alone for about
20 minutes. I spoke to him about a variety of subjects.
I mentioned that I knew his first agent Craig Rumar.
Mr. Rumar was the one who initially pushed me to write
and complete my true-life story as an out-of-work disk
jockey who ends up living in a college sorority with
70 women. Mr. Stallone said what made his initial Rocky
script different was that it encompassed two key issues: "Love
and Redemption". Upon reflection, my impression
of Mr. Stallone was extremely favorable. He is a very
intelligent man. As we continued to speak, he said to
me "You're an ambitious young man." Since
our first meeting, I have always appreciated those
words as I continue my quest to entertain the public.
I truly hope someday that I get the opportunity to
act in a movie with him. |
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STEVEN
SEAGAL: I met Mr. Seagal outside of Mann's Chinese
Theater in Hollywood, CA. just before a movie premiere.
In a related meeting, I had met Bruce Malmuth who
had directed him in the fantastic flick "Hard To Kill".We
met at Kinko's - of all places in Los Angeles. He asked
me why I liked Mr. Seagal. First, I thought maybe it
was all that time I spent when I was younger watching
those David Carradine Kung Fu T.V. shows .
I
thought for a moment more, it really is the gentle
but strong spirit projected through his tough
Hollywood image. At the premiere, I would discover
that Mr. Seagal had obviously been influenced
from his time spent in Japan and his study of Aikido.
He actually lived up to the image created through his
films by Hollywood and I have been lucky to have spoken
with him several times since.
Nevertheless,
outside this premiere, I struck up a conversation
with him. I remember how intently he focused on what
I had to say. The 6 foot 4 inch gentle spirited man
listened as I explained a story idea for an action
film. I called the story "Cleaning Up, America" and
the sequel "Cleaning Up, the World". The
hero in my story saves America from crimes against
the environment by white-collared criminals.
If
you're a Seagal film fan, you will notice in his
subsequent films after "Hard To Kill",
he has had a couple of action movies with environmental
themes. Just maybe in a small way, I helped him make
his film choices. In a related story to Mr. Seagal,
I attended a Academy Awards pictorial retrospective
at the Academy of Motion Pictures and Arts on Wilshire
Avenue in Los Angeles. It was a behind-the-scenes photos
from last year's Oscar's.
In
a couple of the photos at the exhibit, Mr. Seagal
was prominently displayed but the placard associated
with them had his last name spelled incorrectly. The
exhibit had already run for days without anyone catching
the error. Immediately, I took the sign down and brought
it to the host security guard and suggested he get
Mr. Seagal's name corrected because it wasn't wise
to get the Aikido-Expert Mr. Seagal angry. Who knows
what he would do! We laughed. Anyway, there's a saying "be
careful what you ask for, you may just get it" Well,
I'm asking to act in a movie with Mr.Seagal. By the
way, Mr.Seagal and I do have one thing in common with
you ....our first names. |
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ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER: I have met Mr.Schwarzenegger at least
twenty times at movie premiere parties and I've enjoyed
our chats. I've also seen him at my local Catholic
Church in Santa Monica. I remember the first time
I spotted him. I was standing at the back of the
church during mass, my having arrived as usual, just
a little late... He walked in alone and stood next
to me. I remember thinking to
myself, "Wow, I'm taller than Arnold!!." I'm
about six foot one and he's about five foot eleven.....although
he's just a little more muscular than me... just a
little.....
I remember again standing at the back of the church
once as he walked in a late, again. I remember I had
queried the priest about this because he knows Mr.Schwarzenegger
personally. The Pastor explained Mr. Schwarzenegger's
tardiness. Apparently he arrives late for two reasons,
- so he can worship without drawing too much attention
to himself, and also, as a devoted father, Mr. Schwarzenegger
was dropping his children off at the church daycare.
The
mass was in still in progress. When it came to collection
time and the basket was passed around
the congregation, Mr. Schwarzenegger tossed in twenty
dollars. When it came passed me, I tossed
in forty. Wait a minute, I wasn't playing poker with
one of the world's biggest stars, or was I?.... Back
to the church service...it's Sunday! |
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BARRY
LEVINSON: He made a movie about me named "Jimmy
Hollywood". The film is about an aspiring actor
who advertises himself on one bus bench to try to obtain
work as a legitimate actor. Either great minds think
alike or it's just a mere coincidence he made the movie
when just outside his production office, right next
to the main entrance of Paramount Studios, were two
of my bus benches advertising me as an aspiring actor.
The character had little resemblance to me, other than
the fact that he advertised on a bus bench. I advertised
on as many as 24 benches. Twice, I surrounded the building
during the Academy Awards with my advertisements. The
character, Jimmy, had absolutely no experience in acting
or entertaining. I do. I was present at the premiere
party and chatted briefly with Mr. Levinson. Whether
or not Mr. Levinson was influenced by my advertisements,
I did not ask. Nor did I ask the courts to decide that
issue for the benefit of money or credit. In Hollywood,
if you sue someone, even for a legitimate reason, you
get blackballed. It's a tight knit community. People
in tinsel town don't want trouble to upset the establishment.
It's not unlike what happened during the McCarthy era
when the political system blacklisted many Hollywood
celebrities as communists or traitors. The witch hunt
ruined many a promising career. So, instead of asking
for trouble, I asked Mr. Levinson to give me an opportunity
to perform in one of his future productions. I'm not
waiting by the telephone, but honor and integrity dictate
he will give me a chance, even if it's only to deliver
one word. |
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THE
HAT: Entertainment Tonight had a segment on my
pursuit to be a working actor. They used a picture of
me and my personalized cap for the story's cover picture.
I knew the personalized cap was a great idea. After the
airing of the E.T. story, so did many other entrepreneurs.
Today, at Universal City Walk at Universal Studios, there
are even a couple of carts which makes personalized caps,
selling approximately a hundred a day at $20 each for
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GEORGE
CLOONEY: I've met Mr. Clooney
a couple of dozen times. Just like his character
on "E.R.", Mr.
Clooney is affable and charming. We always exchange some
small talk. At one Emmy's Governor's Ball, we had a photo
taken together. Oh, by the way, Steven Spielberg was
sitting right next Mr. Clooney at that Ball, but that's
another celebrity story. Anyway, George was very nice
and lots of laughs. I said to myself it would be fun
to work with him, so I sent my headshot and resume to
E.R.'s casting several times. No response, with or without
my talent agent. I have met numerous people who work
with the show. Why haven't I been give a chance? I've
been in the medical industry. I've taken acting classes.
How does anyone know if you are good if you never get
a chance to prove what you can do? I hope someday I'll
get the opportunity to act on ER and, since George left
ER, I like to additionally act with Mr. Clooney in film.
Continued success Mr. Clooney.
E.R.: I tried numerous
times to be cast for the "E.R." show. I thought
that I'd be perfect as a regular cast member on the show.
My father owned a hospital and physician supply company,
and I worked for my father's company many years. My dad
died during my college years, so my family sold the company,
but, after I graduated from college, I was hired by a
hospital supply company as a salesman. Even today, I
still know hundreds of medical products and their respective
manufacturers. I used this medical knowledge to later
develop my persona as "Dr." Steve, a morning
radio personality in Phoenix, Arizona. To add zest
to the character, I dressed in a lab coat and scrubs
for my publicappearances. My doctor's bag donned
my name as well as the radio station's logo. Many
people believed my Schick. Still, deep down, I knew
that what I really wanted was to act and especially
sing, so I eventually returned to Los Angeles.
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JOHN
TRAVOLTA: I had met Mr. Travolta
at the premiere party for the Apollo 13. What a extremely
nice fellow! He introduced me to his wife then talked
about his religion Scientology. I had mentioned to
him that I had once taken an I.Q. test and scored 164 - supposedly genius
level and although suspect, I left the Hollywood
Scientology headquarters with a smile on my face. I
said I didn't believe the outcome of the test. Mr.Travolta
assured me of its accuracy. |
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WESLEY
SNIPES: What an incredibly nice guy. He always remembers
my name and will literally wave to me across a crowded
room. I'd had only met him once, but I could tell
he had a great memory for names. Since then, I must
have seen him another dozen times, and he always
remembers my name. It's nice when a person and especially
a big celebrity, makes you feel important by remembering
your name. During one of our conversations, I mentioned
I'd like to see him in more action films. I loved "Passenger
57". "Always Bet on Black".
He
said he would work on it. Since then, he has acted
in a number of action films, including the new film "Blade." Did
he actually listen to me or is it just a coincidence?
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JAMES
CARREY: He's as funny as
he is in the movies. I've met Mr. Carrey on several
occasions. He's extremely courteous. At the "Liar, Liar" premiere party,
we spoke for about 10 minutes. I mentioned I'd like to
act with him in a buddy movie like Jeff Daniels had done
in "Dumb and Dumber". From humble beginnings,
Mr.Carrey makes now about 20 million dollars a movie.
Can you even imagine that! I told him that maybe someday
we would work together and be the 'million-dollar men'.
As our conversation progressed, I just had to mentioned
that I was a former Phoenix morning radio personality
who ended up living in a college sorority with 70 women
for an entire year. In a flash he quipped back, "Sounds
like you already had your payday!" We laughed.
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THE
BUS BENCHES: What inspired me to advertise at the
risk of my reputation? A man I respect once said "Early
to bed, early to rise, work hard and advertise!" His
name is Ted Turner, and I took his message to heart.
In addition, two of my brothers, one lawyer the other
a doctor, became extremely successful by being on the
cutting edge of advertising in their respective fields.
I thought I would do the same for acting. I devised a
marketing survey, gathered the information and produced
the final copy and picture for the bus benches. It's
too bad it didn't work. Some say my reputation was actually
tarnished by the movie "Jimmy Hollywood".
I certainly have had no acting work generated since
the movie was released. Added to that, the advertisement
only generated calls to be cast in pornos, gay pornos,
and as a pedophile on the X-Files. I dared to be different.
I'm not afraid to be ridiculed. I'm sure someone with
the power to cast me in Hollywood film or TV has guts
to give me an opportunity.
Mr. Turner, here I am, advertising again. I look forward
to meeting you someday.
By the way, if you would like to read related newspaper
articles aobut the bus benches, check the Archives
of L.A. Times. Search for my name Steve Mozena. |
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GEENA
DAVIS: What a cutie!
Unfortunately, she was with her then-husband Renny
Harlan. Wow, what a tall woman - especially in heels!
I'm six foot plus and I'd say she was bit taller than
me in the pumps. She was extremely nice. But I felt
uncomfortable speaking to her with husband standing
by. I kept our conversation short. Up close and personal,
she has a beautiful smile, face and figure. If I made
a wish, not only would I like a 'Long Kiss Goodnight',
but of course, I'd like to star opposite Ms.Davis in
her next film. God, she's beautiful! |
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TOM
HANKS: It's true he really
is a very nice guy. I've met Mr.Hanks at a number of
different events. I even helped to photograph him with
other celebrities, friends and fans. We chatted at
an event held at the Beverly Hill's Hilton Ballroom.
I was donning my tuxedo and also had my personalized
baseball cap. We exchange some small talk while I worked
the cameras. Then,
we joked about my cap and I mentioned that'd sent one
to Ms. Marshall. He said he'd love one too! So, I sent
him one with his name on it...for free. I haven't seen
Mr. Hanks since, but I'd like to know if his personalized
cap is the right size and color? Just kidding! I
must admit that every time I have seen him since, there
is always a crowd around him and yet he's always very
charming, humorous and entertaining. I'd love to act
in a movie with him of course...... who wouldn't? |
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DAVID
HASSELHOFF: I met Mr. Hasselhoff a couple of times.
He's tall - about six foot four. The second time
I met him was at the "True Lies" premiere.
When I introduced myself to him he was extremely
nice.As we chatted. I brought up the fact that, I was
the aspiring actor who advertised himself on bus benches
to try to obtain work. Two of my brothers, one a lawyer,
the other a doctor, had become wealthy because
they were one of the first to advertise in their respective
professions: law and medicine. I thought I'd give it
a try with the entertainment field. I
called a 150 Casting Directors and ask what was
the single most important reason they hired talent?
The top three reasons were first the LOOK.... I guess
make-up artists aren't really needed in Hollywood....
the TALENT and finally the acting ABILITY. Subsequently,
I created an advertisement for bus benches and placed
them strategically outside all the major Hollywood
Studios, using the information I had obtained. Along
with the marketing/advertising copy, I added a full-body
photo of myself on every bench. In fact, for two
years, I placed 12 of them around the building the
day and night before the Academy Awards.
Nevertheless, I told Mr. Hasselhoff that I had basically
received the following calls from my 'bus bench' advertisements
- people who wanted me to act in pornos.... gay porno's
at that! Then Howard Gordon called from the X-Files
and asked me to read for the role of a Pedophile. Ugh!
I
once was told the difference between a star and superstar.
The fellow gave the example of the actors GEORGE
KENNEDY and GENE HACKMAN. He said George said yes
to all acting roles, but Gene had learned to say
no and to discriminate for roles. What happened to
each? Mr. Kennedy is now paid six figures and Mr. Hackman
is paid seven figures. As I progressed with my story,
Mr. Hasselhoff laughed and said he had a couple
of acting roles with his show "Baywatch". After
he finished chuckling, he promised I wouldn't
have to act as a pedophile in his show. Then, he reached
into his pocket, gave me his business card, and asked
me to send a headshot and resume to his office. I did.
In fact, I saw him again literally filming right out
in front of my beachfront apartment. He asked me again
to send my headshot and resume. I did.
Well
finally Mr. Hasselhoff ...I'm ready for 'that role'
in your show...I could even just start out with one
word like "Help!" and perhaps you could
have one of your bathing beauties in a red swim suit,
rescue me...I'd definitely would be the envy of my
men friends and men worldwide, just like when I lived
in the sorority with 70 women! |
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CHRIS
COLUMBUS: I met the Director
of Mr.Candy's movie "Only
The Lonely" at the premiere party. Although I made
a faux pas. I didn't know him or the name, Chris
Columbus. Initially thought he was joking when he told
me his name. I said I sail that ship with you, I'm Santa
Maria. Well, a male assistant made me feel like
shoe sole dirt for not knowing who Mr. Columbus was.
Nevertheless, Mr. Columbus was extremely gracious and
spoke to me for about fifteen minutes. But, hey Hollywood,
give me a break! This was after all, the first premiere
party I had attended and I wasn't plugged into the
Hollywood scene like I am now. Our paths have not crossed
for years, but I know if I ever get the opportunity
to be an actor in one of Mr.Columbus' future films,
I would jump enthusiastically at the offer. He had
made me feel good even though at our first meeting,
I had literally...'stubbed my social toe!'... |
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STEVE
GUTTENBERG: Famous for starring in "Cocoon, Police
Academy, Short Circuit, Three Men and A Baby" and
so on. I spotted him at a restaurant in Los Angeles.
He kept glancing periodically at me. I didn't know why
he was looking, although it was ironic because I'm still
one of the masses and he's a celebrity. I wondered what
was up, so I approached him and his lady who were dining
together. I said "..Steve can I help you?.. You
keep looking my way? Do I have poor manners?..Have I
dribbled my food?"... "No" he said..." I
like your cap Steve." Instantly, I knew he
had noticed my personalized baseball cap.What a buzz!!
Mr. Guttenberg thought it was great. My 'cap' was starting
to become a celebrity in it's own right!!
He
asked if I would send him and his lady a cap each
with their respective names printed on them. I did...for
free. We continued our conversation and spoke about
my script "The Candy Store" based on my true-life
story as an out-of-work disc jockey who ended up living
in a college sorority with 70 women for a year. He
thought it was a great idea. Later, maybe he'd like
the opportunity to produce and star in it with me.
Mr.Guttenberg, the offer's still open. In fact,
I have arrange with a top Hollywood movie financing
bank for Negative-Pick-Up-Financing for the film. Interested?
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CHRIS
FARLEY: I met Mr. Farley
at a party, donning black DrewCarey type rimmed glasses.
Actually, I had never seen him in glasses, so I was
a bit surprised. I was attending a lively premiere
party. That night, Mr. Farley was 1, 000, 000 volts
of energy. In fact, he was wound up like a top,who's
string had just been released. He was 'bouncing off
the walls' everywhere at the party. We chatted briefly
as he spun around the room. Among other things, we
talked about all the beautiful women in Los Angeles
- although I know L.A. isn't
the only city in the USA to corner that market! I was
surprised to learn, one of the priests at my church befriended
Mr. Farley. In fact, he said Mr. Farley would call and
ask the Father to dinner every now and again. Mr. Farley
had even called the priest while he was enrolled in a
Diet Center. Of course, the priest declined Mr. Farley's
generous offer. However, in the same way, I believe I
do understand Mr. Farley when he wanted to gather friends
together for a good dinner and conversation. I like that
too! I love cooking and sharing it with friends. Moreover, I'm
fortunate because I live right next to Venice Beach
with a beautiful view of the ocean. Mr.Farley if you
were alive, I surely would have extended an invitation
for you and your friends to dinner. God be with you. |
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PENNY
MARSHALL: I've met her a
couple of times. What I remember most of all about
Ms.Marshall is that she liked my baseball cap. It has
my name on the front it. I call it my cap with zap!
She ask me if I could get her one with her name on
it. I did...of course for free. I've seen her since
and she said she enjoyed wearing it. I like to sit
there and imagine that when she directed "A
League of Their Own" with Tom Hanks and Geena
Davis, she was wearing that cap. Oh hey Ms.Marshall,
when you're directing your next movie, I'll certainly
make myself available for a speaking role! |
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